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namespace Hacker_Scripts
{
using System;
using Twilio;
using System.Linq;
class Hangover
{
public static string TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = Environment.GetEnvironmentVariable("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID");
public static string AUTH_TOKEN = Environment.GetEnvironmentVariable("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN");
public static string YOUR_NUMBER = "9879789978";
public static string BOSS_NUMBER = "3213213233";
static void Main(string[] args)
{
var twilio = new TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN);
string[] randomMessages = {
"Locked out",
"Pipes broke",
"Food poisoning",
"Not feeling well"
};
int randomIndex = new Random().Next(randomMessages.Count());
String messageToSend = (randomMessages[randomIndex]);
var message = twilio.SendMessage(YOUR_NUMBER, BOSS_NUMBER, messageToSend);
Console.WriteLine(message.Sid);
}
}
}

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using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using System.Threading.Tasks;
using Twilio;
namespace Hacker_Scripts
{
class SmackMyBitch
{
public static string TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = Environment.GetEnvironmentVariable("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID");
public static string AUTH_TOKEN = Environment.GetEnvironmentVariable("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN");
public static string YOUR_NUMBER = "9879789978";
public static string HER_NUMBER = "3213213233";
static void Main(string[] args)
{
var twilio = new TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN);
string[] randomMessages = {
"Working hard",
"Gotta ship this feature",
"Someone fucked the system again"
};
int randomIndex = new Random().Next(randomMessages.Count());
String messageToSend = (randomMessages[randomIndex]);
var message = twilio.SendMessage(YOUR_NUMBER, HER_NUMBER, messageToSend);
Console.WriteLine(message.Sid);
}
}
}

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go/smack_my_bitch_up.go
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package main
import(
"os/exec"
"fmt"
"strings"
"os"
"math/rand"
"time"
)
import (
"fmt"
"math/rand"
"os"
"os/exec"
"strings"
"time"
)
func main(){
output1,err := exec.Command("who").Output()
output2 := os.Getenv("USER")
users := string(output1[:])
current_user := string(output2[:])
if(!strings.Contains(users,current_user)){
return
}
func main() {
output1, err := exec.Command("who").Output()
output2 := os.Getenv("USER")
users := string(output1[:])
current_user := string(output2[:])
if !strings.Contains(users, current_user) {
return
}
reasons := []string{"Working hard", "Gotta ship this feature", "Someone fucked the system again"}
reasons := []string {"Working hard","Gotta ship this feature","Someone fucked the system again"}
rand.Seed(time.Now().UTC().UnixNano())
message := "Late at work. " + reasons[rand.Intn(len(reasons))]
rand.Seed(time.Now().UTC().UnixNano())
message := "Late at work. " + reasons[rand.Intn(len(reasons))]
TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID := string(os.Getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID"))
TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN := string(os.Getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN"))
MY_NUMBER := string(os.Getenv("MY_NUMBER"))
HER_NUMBER := string(os.Getenv("HER_NUMBER"))
TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID := string(os.Getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID"))
TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN := string(os.Getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN"))
MY_NUMBER := string(os.Getenv("MY_NUMBER"))
HER_NUMBER := string(os.Getenv("HER_NUMBER"))
response, err := exec.Command("curl", "-fSs", "-u", TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID+":"+TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN, "-d", "From="+MY_NUMBER, "-d", "To="+HER_NUMBER, "-d", "Body="+message, "https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/"+TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID+"/Messages").Output()
if err != nil {
fmt.Printf("Failed to send SMS: %s", err)
return
}
response,err := exec.Command("curl","-fSs","-u",TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID + ":" + TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN, "-d", "From=" + MY_NUMBER, "-d", "To=" + HER_NUMBER, "-d" , "Body=" + message, "https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/" + TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID + "/Messages").Output()
if(err != nil){
fmt.Printf("Failed to send SMS: %s",err)
return
}
fmt.Printf("Message Sent Successfully with response: %s ",response)
fmt.Printf("Message Sent Successfully with response: %s ", response)
}

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<#
.SYNOPSIS
Simple script to connect to a coffee part using TelNet then issue specific commands that
brew and pourt a cup of coffee for the user.
brew and pour a cup of coffee for the user.
.DESCRIPTION
This script was converted using the ruby version of the fucking_coffee script. In this script,
I left the use of environment variables since its only use was to determine if the user was
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$writer.WriteLine($command)
$writer.Flush()
Start-Sleep -Milliseconds $WaitTime
}
}