Merge 184d527e71 into b14a0a89bd

python/config.py

@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+SYSTEM_USERNAME = 'your system username'
+
+GMAIL_USERNAME = 'username'
+GMAIL_PASSWORD = 'pass'
+
+TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = 'YOUR TWILIO ACCOUNT SID'
+TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = 'YOUR TWILIO ACCOUNT TOKEN'
+
+PHONEBOOK = {
+    'ME': 'YOUR PHONE NUM',
+    'WIFE': 'WIFE\'S PHONE NUM',
+    'BOSS': 'BOSS\' PHONE NUM',
+}
+
+EMAIL_CONTACTS = {
+    'KUMAR': 'KUMAR\'S EMAIL',
+}

python/fucking_coffee.py

@@ -5,6 +5,8 @@ import subprocess
 import telnetlib
 import time
 
+import config
+
 # exit if no sessions with my username are found
 output = subprocess.check_output('who')
 if 'my_username' not in output:
@@ -26,4 +28,4 @@ time.sleep(24)
 
 # love the smell!
 con.write("sys pour\n")
-con.close()    
+con.close()

python/hangover.py

@@ -6,31 +6,25 @@ from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient
 from time import strftime
 import subprocess
 
+import config
+
 # exit if sessions with my username are found
 output = subprocess.check_output('who')
-if 'my_username' in output:
+if config.SYSTEM_USERNAME in output:
     sys.exit()
 
-# returns 'None' if the key doesn't exist
-TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = os.environ.get('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID')
-TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN  = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
-
-# Phone numbers
-my_number      = '+xxx'
-number_of_boss = '+xxx'
-
 excuses = [
-  'Locked out',
-  'Pipes broke',
-  'Food poisoning',
-  'Not feeling well'
+    'Locked out',
+    'Pipes broke',
+    'Food poisoning',
+    'Not feeling well'
 ]
 
-client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
+client = TwilioRestClient(config.TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, config.TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
 
 client.messages.create(
-    to=number_of_boss,
-    from_=my_number,
+    to=config.PHONEBOOK['BOSS'],
+    from_=config.PHONEBOOK['ME'],
     body="Gonna work from home. " + random.choice(excuses)
 )
 

python/kumar_asshole.py

@@ -4,19 +4,22 @@ import gmail
 import sys
 import re
 
-GMAIL_USERNAME = ENV['GMAIL_USERNAME']
-GMAIL_PASSWORD = ENV['GMAIL_PASSWORD']
+import config
 
-g = gmail.login(GMAIL_USERNAME, GMAIL_PASSWORD)
+g = gmail.login(config.GMAIL_USERNAME, config.GMAIL_PASSWORD)
 
 if not g.logged_in:
     sys.exit()
 
-msgs = g.inbox().mail(sender="kumar.a@example.com", unread=True, prefetch=True)
+msgs = g.inbox().mail(
+    sender=config.EMAIL_CONTACTS['KUMAR'],
+    unread=True,
+    prefetch=True
+)
 
 pattern = re.compile("\bsorry\b | \bhelp\b | \bwrong\b ", flags=re.I)
 
 for msg in msgs:
     if pattern.match(msg.body):
         msg.label("Database fixes")
-        msg.reply("No problem. I've fixed it. \n\n Please be careful next time.")
+        msg.reply("No problem. I've fixed it.\n\nPlease be careful next time.")

python/smack_my_bitch_up.py

@@ -7,30 +7,24 @@ import subprocess
 import sys
 from time import strftime
 
+import config
+
 # exit if no sessions with my username are found
 output = subprocess.check_output('who')
-if 'my_username' not in output:
+if config.SYSTEM_USERNAME not in output:
     sys.exit()
 
-# returns 'None' if the key doesn't exist
-TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = os.environ.get('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID')
-TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN  = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
-
-# Phone numbers
-my_number  = '+xxx'
-her_number = '+xxx'
-
 reasons = [
-  'Working hard',
-  'Gotta ship this feature',
-  'Someone fucked the system again'
+    'Working hard',
+    'Gotta ship this feature',
+    'Someone fucked the system again',
 ]
 
-client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
+client = TwilioRestClient(config.TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, config.TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
 
 client.messages.create(
-    to=her_number,
-    from_=my_number,
+    to=config.EMAIL_CONTACTS['WIFE'],
+    from_=config.EMAIL_CONTACTS['ME'],
     body="Late at work. " + random.choice(reasons)
 )