From 2eb5a45055b042c6ee10e3d21461a1f23c7d0ff3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: fra9001 <francesco.corte9001@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 1 Dec 2015 17:01:35 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] coffeescript implementation, tested

---
 coffee/smack-my-bitch-up.coffee | 23 +++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 23 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 coffee/smack-my-bitch-up.coffee

diff --git a/coffee/smack-my-bitch-up.coffee b/coffee/smack-my-bitch-up.coffee
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9785f91
--- /dev/null
+++ b/coffee/smack-my-bitch-up.coffee
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+sys = require 'util'
+exec = require('child_process').exec
+
+usr = process.env.USER
+
+reasons = [
+    'Working hard',
+    'Gotta ship this feature',
+    'Someone fucked the system again'
+]
+
+rand = (ary) ->
+    i = Math.floor Math.random() * ary.length
+    ary[i]
+
+child = exec 'whoami', (e, stdin) ->
+    if stdin.match new RegExp usr, 'i'
+        excuse = "Late at work. #{rand reasons}"
+        require('twilio')().sendSms
+            to: '+xxx' #her_num
+            from: '+xxx' #my_num
+            body: excuse
+            , (err) -> console.log if err then err else "EXCUSE: #{excuse}"
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