diff --git a/php/composer.json b/php/composer.json
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+{
+    "require": {
+        "twilio/sdk": "^4.6"
+    }
+}
diff --git a/php/hangover.php b/php/hangover.php
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+<?php
+
+/**
+ * Class hangover
+ *
+ * @package HackerSripts
+ *
+ * Aminu Bakori 2015
+ */
+
+class hangover
+{
+
+    /**
+     * The twilio services class
+     *
+     * @var HackerScripts\Lib\Services_Twilio
+     */
+
+    protected $twilio;
+
+    /**
+     * The twilio account sid
+     * @var string
+     */
+
+    protected $TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = "";
+
+    /**
+     * The twilio auth token
+     * @var string
+     */
+
+    protected $TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = "";
+
+    /**
+     * My Phone number
+     * @var string
+     */
+
+    protected $my_number = "+";
+
+    /**
+     * Boss Phone number
+     * @var string
+     */
+
+    protected $number_of_boss = "+";
+
+    /**
+     * The Excuse
+     * @var array
+     */
+
+    protected $excuse = array(
+                    'Locked out',
+                    'Pipes broke',
+                    'Food poisoning',
+                    'Not feeling well'
+                );
+
+
+    /**
+     * What we do when we construct this class
+     */
+
+    public function __construct()
+    {
+
+        /**
+         * Create a new twilio services class
+         */
+
+        $this->twilio = new Services_Twilio($this->TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, $this->TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN);
+
+        /**
+         * Once we have completed this, we can send message!
+         */
+
+        $this->SendMessage( function(){
+
+            /**
+             * Log message
+             */
+
+            echo "Message sent at: ".date('d/m/Y - g:i:s a', time())." | Excuse: ".$this->excuse;
+
+            /**
+             * Unset
+             */
+
+            unset( $this->twilio );
+        });
+
+        /**
+         * Return tue
+         */
+
+        return true;
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Sends our message
+     *
+     * @param $callback
+     */
+
+    public function SendMessage( $callback )
+    {
+
+        if( $this->twilio != null )
+        {
+
+            /**
+             * Get random excuse
+             */
+
+            $this->excuse = $this->excuse[array_rand($this->excuse)];
+
+            /**
+             * Send message
+             */
+
+            $this->twilio->account->messages->create(array(
+                "From" => $this->my_number,
+                "To" => $this->number_of_boss,
+                "Body" => "Gonna work from home. ".$this->excuse,
+            ));
+
+            /**
+             * Execute our callback
+             */
+
+            call_user_func( $callback );
+        }
+    }
+}
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diff --git a/php/smack_my_bitch_up.php b/php/smack_my_bitch_up.php
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+<?php
+
+/**
+ * Class smack_my_bitch_up
+ *
+ * @package HackerSripts
+ *
+ * Aminu Bakori 2015
+ */
+
+class smack_my_bitch_up
+{
+
+    /**
+     * The twilio services class
+     *
+     * @var HackerScripts\Lib\Services_Twilio
+     */
+
+    protected $twilio;
+
+    /**
+     * The twilio account sid
+     * @var string
+     */
+
+    protected $TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = "";
+
+    /**
+     * The twilio auth token
+     * @var string
+     */
+
+    protected $TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = "";
+
+    /**
+     * My Phone number
+     * @var string
+     */
+
+    protected $my_number = "+";
+
+    /**
+     * Her Phone number
+     * @var string
+     */
+
+    protected $her_number = "+";
+
+    /**
+     * The reason
+     * @var array
+     */
+
+    protected $reason = array(
+                    'Working hard',
+                    'Gotta ship this feature',
+                    'Someone fucked the system again'
+                );
+
+
+    /**
+     * What we do when we construct this class
+     */
+
+    public function __construct()
+    {
+
+        /**
+         * Create a new twilio services class
+         */
+
+        $this->twilio = new Services_Twilio($this->TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, $this->TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN);
+
+        /**
+         * Once we have completed this, we can send message!
+         */
+
+        $this->SendMessage( function(){
+
+            /**
+             * Log message
+             */
+
+            echo "Message sent at: ".date('d/m/Y - g:i:s a', time())." | Reason: ".$this->reason;
+
+            /**
+             * Unset
+             */
+
+            unset( $this->twilio );
+        });
+
+        /**
+         * Return tue
+         */
+
+        return true;
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Sends our message
+     *
+     * @param $callback
+     */
+
+    public function SendMessage( $callback )
+    {
+
+        if( $this->twilio != null )
+        {
+
+            /**
+             * Get random reason
+             */
+
+            $this->reason = $this->reason[array_rand($this->reason)];
+
+            /**
+             * Send message
+             */
+
+            $this->twilio->account->messages->create(array(
+                "From" => $this->my_number,
+                "To" => $this->her_number,
+                "Body" => "Late at work. ".$this->reason,
+            ));
+
+            /**
+             * Execute our callback
+             */
+
+            call_user_func( $callback );
+        }
+    }
+
+}
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