From 7f72433ceb5719d7720bb4bb2f962b3be3d72a2f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Cheng Huang <chuang@mdsol.com>
Date: Wed, 25 Nov 2015 17:05:30 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 1/2] Add a powershell for smack_my_bitch_up.ps1

---
 smack_my_bitch_up.ps1 | 39 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 39 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 smack_my_bitch_up.ps1

diff --git a/smack_my_bitch_up.ps1 b/smack_my_bitch_up.ps1
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1c2beae
--- /dev/null
+++ b/smack_my_bitch_up.ps1
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+$DAYOFWEEK = (Get-Date).DayOfWeek.value__;
+
+# Skip on weekends
+if ($DAYOFWEEK -eq 6 -or $DAYOFWEEK -eq 7) {
+    return
+}
+
+# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
+if ((QWINSTA $env:USERNAME | measure).Count -gt 0){
+    #return
+}
+
+# Phone numbers
+$MY_NUMBER='+xxx'
+$HER_NUMBER='+xxx'
+
+$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = 'xxx'
+$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = 'xxx'
+
+$REASONS=
+  'Working hard',
+  'Gotta ship this feature',
+  'Someone fucked the system again'
+
+$RAND = Get-Random -Maximum $REASONS.Count
+
+$MSG="Late at work. $REASONS[$RAND]"
+
+
+$BASE64AUTHINFO = [Convert]::ToBase64String([Text.Encoding]::ASCII.GetBytes(("{0}:{1}" -f $TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID,$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)))
+
+#Send a text messag and Log errors
+try{
+    Invoke-RestMethod -Method Post -Headers @{Authorization=("Basic {0}" -f $BASE64AUTHINFO)} "https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID/Messages" -Body "From=$MY_NUMBER&To=$HER_NUMBER&Body=$MSG" > $null
+}
+catch{
+    Write-Host "Failed to send SMS: $_"
+}
+

From 9066736d51f15dbb42da3c1435e2ed2ffcc4b832 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Cheng Huang <chuang@mdsol.com>
Date: Wed, 25 Nov 2015 17:19:07 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 2/2] fix a typo

---
 smack_my_bitch_up.ps1 | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/smack_my_bitch_up.ps1 b/smack_my_bitch_up.ps1
index 1c2beae..46c3d8f 100644
--- a/smack_my_bitch_up.ps1
+++ b/smack_my_bitch_up.ps1
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ if ($DAYOFWEEK -eq 6 -or $DAYOFWEEK -eq 7) {
 
 # Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
 if ((QWINSTA $env:USERNAME | measure).Count -gt 0){
-    #return
+    return
 }
 
 # Phone numbers