diff --git a/perl6/fucking-coffee.p6 b/perl6/fucking-coffee.p6
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+#!/usr/bin/env perl6
+
+use v6;
+
+use Net::Telnet; #just a fake module
+
+my %conf =
+    coffee_machine_ip => '10.10.42.42',
+    password => '1234',
+    password_prompt => 'Password:',
+    delay_before_brew => 17,
+    delay => 24,
+;
+
+exit if DateTime.now.day-of-week >= 6;
+
+my @sessions = grep { /^ <{ $*USER.Str }> <.ws>/ }, run( 'who', :out ).out.lines;
+
+exit if @sessions.elems == 0;
+
+sleep %conf<delay_before_brew>;
+
+my $telnet = Net::Telnet.new( :host( %conf<coffee_machine_ip> ) );
+$telnet.waitfor( %conf<password_prompt> );
+$telnet.cmd( %conf<password> );
+$conn.cmd( 'sys brew' );
+sleep %conf<delay>;
+$conn.cmd( 'sys pour' );
+
+$conn.close;
diff --git a/perl6/hangover.p6 b/perl6/hangover.p6
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+#!/usr/bin/env perl6
+
+use v6;
+
+use SMS::Send; #just a fake module
+
+my %conf =
+    phone_numbers => {
+        my_number => '+15005550006',
+        boss_number => '+xxx',
+    },
+    reasons => [
+        'Locked out',
+        'Pipes broke',
+        'Food poisoning',
+        'Not feeling well',
+    ],
+;
+
+exit if DateTime.now.day-of-week >= 6;
+
+my @sessions = grep { /^ <{ $*USER.Str }> <.ws>/ }, run( 'who', :out ).out.lines;
+
+exit if @sessions.elems > 0;
+
+my $sender = SMS::Send.new(
+    :twilio,
+    :account-id( %*ENV<TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID> ),
+    :auth-token( $*ENV<TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN> ),
+    :from( %conf<phone_numbers><my_number> ),
+);
+
+my $sms-text = 'Gonna work from home.' ~ %conf<reasons>.pick;
+
+my $sent = $sender.send-sms(
+    :text( $sms-text ),
+    :to( %conf<phone_numbers><boss_number> ),
+);
+
+say $sent ?? 'Sent message.' !! 'Message failed.';
diff --git a/perl6/kumar_asshole.p6 b/perl6/kumar_asshole.p6
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+#!/usr/bin/env perl6
+
+use v6;
+
+use Gmail; #just a fake module
+
+my %conf =
+    kumar-email => 'kumar.a@example.com',
+    database_regex => rx /<-space>+ '_staging'/,
+    keywords_regex => rx:i /< sorry help wrong >/,
+    backup_path => '/home/backups/databases/',
+;
+
+my $gmail = Gmail.new(
+    :account( %*ENV<GMAIL_USERNAME> ),
+    :password( %*ENV<GMAIL_PASSWORD> );
+);
+
+for $gmail.find(:inbox, :unread, :from( %conf<kumar-email> )).lines -> $email {
+    if $email.body.raw-source ~~ %conf<keywords_regex> and ( my $db-name = $email.body.raw-source ~~ %conf<database_regex> ) {
+        my $yesterday = Date.today.pred;
+        my $backup-file = %conf<backup_path> ~ $dbname ~ '-' ~ $yesterday.year ~ $yesterday.month ~ $yesterday.day ~ '.gz';
+
+        die 'ERROR: Backup file not found' if $backup-file.IO !~~ :e;
+
+        shell 'gunzip -c ' ~ $backup-file ~ ' | psql ' ~ $db_name;
+
+        $email.read;
+        $email.label( 'Database fixes' );
+        $gmail.deliver(
+            $gmail.compose(
+                :to( %conf<kumar-email> ),
+                :subject( 'RE: ' ~ $email.subject ),
+                :body( "No problem. I've fixed it. \n\n Please be careful next time." ),
+            ),
+        );
+    }
+}
diff --git a/perl6/smack-my-bitch-up.p6 b/perl6/smack-my-bitch-up.p6
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+#!/usr/bin/env perl6
+
+use v6;
+
+use SMS::Send; #just a fake module
+
+my %conf =
+    phone_numbers => {
+        my_number => '+15005550006',
+        her_number => '+xxx',
+    },
+    reasons => [
+        'Working hard',
+        'Gotta ship this feature',
+        'Someone fucked the system again',
+    ],
+;
+
+exit if DateTime.now.day-of-week >= 6;
+
+my @sessions = grep { /^ <{ $*USER.Str }> <.ws>/ }, run( 'who', :out ).out.lines;
+
+exit if @sessions.elems == 0;
+
+my $sender = SMS::Send.new(
+    :twilio,
+    :account-id( %*ENV<TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID> ),
+    :auth-token( $*ENV<TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN> ),
+    :from( %conf<phone_numbers><my_number> ),
+);
+
+my $sms-text = 'Late at work.' ~ %conf<reasons>.pick;
+
+my $sent = $sender.send-sms(
+    :text( $sms-text ),
+    :to( %conf<phone_numbers><her_number> ),
+);
+
+say $sent ?? 'Sent message.' !! 'Message failed.';