Merge 8bed4802de into a65bf494b2

README.md

@@ -27,13 +27,16 @@ Pull requests with other implementations (Python, Perl, Shell, etc) are welcome.
 You need these environment variables:
 
 ```sh
+# used in `smack-my-bitch-up`, `fucking-coffee` and `hangover` scripts
+USER=<username>
+
 # used in `smack-my-bitch-up` and `hangover` scripts
-TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID=ACxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
-TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN=yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
+TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID=<twilio_account_sid>
+TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN=<twilio_auth_token>
 
 # used in `kumar_asshole` script
-GMAIL_USERNAME=admin@example.org
-GMAIL_PASSWORD=password
+GMAIL_USERNAME=<gmail_username>
+GMAIL_PASSWORD=<gmail_password>
 ```
 
 For Ruby scripts you need to install gems:

python/README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+### Python port of the hacker-scripts code
+
+
+#### Prerequisites
+
+Apart from setting the environment variables per main README file, install all required libraries (preferably in a virtual environment)
+
+	pip install -r requirements.txt

python/fucking_coffee.py

@@ -6,8 +6,7 @@ import telnetlib
 import time
 
 # exit if no sessions with my username are found
-output = subprocess.check_output('who')
-if 'my_username' not in output:
+if os.environ.get('USER') in subprocess.check_output('who'):
     sys.exit()
 
 coffee_machine_ip = '10.10.42.42'
@@ -24,4 +23,4 @@ time.sleep(64)
 
 # love the smell!
 con.write("sys pour\n")
-con.close()    
+con.close()

python/hangover.py

@@ -7,23 +7,22 @@ from time import strftime
 import subprocess
 
 # exit if sessions with my username are found
-output = subprocess.check_output('who')
-if 'my_username' in output:
+if os.environ.get('USER') in subprocess.check_output('who'):
     sys.exit()
 
 # returns 'None' if the key doesn't exist
 TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = os.environ.get('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID')
-TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN  = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
+TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
 
 # Phone numbers
-my_number      = '+xxx'
+my_number = '+xxx'
 number_of_boss = '+xxx'
 
 excuses = [
-  'Locked out',
-  'Pipes broke',
-  'Food poisoning',
-  'Not feeling well'
+    'Locked out',
+    'Pipes broke',
+    'Food poisoning',
+    'Not feeling well'
 ]
 
 client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)

python/kumar_asshole.py

@@ -19,4 +19,5 @@ pattern = re.compile("\bsorry\b | \bhelp\b | \bwrong\b ", flags=re.I)
 for msg in msgs:
     if pattern.match(msg.body):
         msg.label("Database fixes")
-        msg.reply("No problem. I've fixed it. \n\n Please be careful next time.")
+        msg.reply("No problem. I've fixed it. \n\n"
+                  "Please be careful next time.")

python/requirements.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+gmail==0.5
+httplib2==0.9.2
+pytz==2015.7
+six==1.10.0
+twilio==4.9.2
+wheel==0.24.0

python/smack_my_bitch_up.py

@@ -8,22 +8,21 @@ import sys
 from time import strftime
 
 # exit if no sessions with my username are found
-output = subprocess.check_output('who')
-if 'my_username' not in output:
+if os.environ.get('USER') in subprocess.check_output('who'):
     sys.exit()
 
 # returns 'None' if the key doesn't exist
 TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = os.environ.get('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID')
-TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN  = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
+TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
 
 # Phone numbers
-my_number      = '+xxx'
+my_number = '+xxx'
 her_number = '+xxx'
 
 reasons = [
-  'Working hard',
-  'Gotta ship this feature',
-  'Someone fucked the system again'
+    'Working hard',
+    'Gotta ship this feature',
+    'Someone fucked the system again'
 ]
 
 client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)