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+#!/usr/bin/env python
+
+import datetime
+import os
+import random
+from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient
+from time import strftime
+
+
+today = datetime.date.today()
+
+# skip weekends
+if today.strftime('%A') == 'Saturday' || today('%A') == 'Sunday':
+    sys.exit()
+
+# exit if no sessions with my username are found
+output = subprocess.check_output('who')
+if 'my_username' not in output:
+    sys.exit()
+
+# returns 'None' if the key doesn't exist
+TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = os.environ.get('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID')
+TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN  = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
+
+# Phone numbers
+my_number      = '+xxx'
+number_of_boss = '+xxx'
+
+excuses = [
+  'Locked out',
+  'Pipes broke',
+  'Food poisoning',
+  'Not feeling well'
+]
+
+client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
+
+client.messages.create(
+    to=number_of_boss,
+    from=my_number,
+    body="Gonna work from home. " + random.choice(excuses)
+)
+
+try:
+    f = open('logs/file.txt', 'a')
+except IOError as e:
+    # dir & file don't exist; create them
+    os.mkdir('logs')
+    f = open('logs/file.txt', 'a')
+except Exception as e:
+    print e
+else:
+    pass
+
+# log it
+f.write("Message sent at " + strftime("%a, %d %b %Y %H:%M:%S") + "\n")
+f.close()