Merge 12211c4b3e into b14a0a89bd

python/hangover.py

@@ -13,18 +13,68 @@ if 'my_username' in output:
 
 # returns 'None' if the key doesn't exist
 TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = os.environ.get('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID')
-TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN  = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
+TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
 
 # Phone numbers
-my_number      = '+xxx'
+my_number = '+xxx'
 number_of_boss = '+xxx'
 
+# Shout out to https://idontlike.work
 excuses = [
-  'Locked out',
-  'Pipes broke',
-  'Food poisoning',
-  'Not feeling well'
-]
+    "Locked out",
+    "Pipes broke",
+    "Food poisoning",
+    "Not feeling well",
+    "My gas cylinder is leaking. Need to get it fixed.",
+    "Got some pain in the back when I woke up in the morning. Need to visit a doctor.",
+    "My cat somehow ate marijuana and is behaving weird.",
+    "Room mate caught high fever. Need to visit a doctor.",
+    "Waiting for a furniture delivery.", "Hard luck finding a cab.",
+    "In laws are coming for a doctor's visit.",
+    "Car broke-down on the way to work.",
+    "Had food poisoning last night.",
+    "Need to work peacefully without disturbance.",
+    "Someone is coming home for my address proof verification.",
+    "Dog died, need to bury him.", "Can't find my headphones.",
+    "No electricity, can't iron clothes.",
+    "All clothes in laundry. Will be working from home.",
+    "Donated blood today. Need some rest.",
+    "Ran out of toothpaste and soap, trust me!",
+    "My astrologer asked me to stay at home, star alignment is not good.",
+    "Came across a black cat when I stepped out of home.",
+    "My landlord is shouting at me. Need to kick him out of the house!",
+    "Someone painted a d*ck on my car :(",
+    "Waiting for broadband connection to be setup.",
+    "Google maps shows unusually high traffic on my way to work.",
+    "Leg injured while playing football last night. Can't walk. ",
+    "Some carpenter work is going on at home.",
+    "Cat is sick. Need to take care of him.",
+    "Rain water flooding in. Need to take care of home.",
+    "My kid is blackmailing to cut his hand if I go to work today.",
+    "Raining heavily at my place. Can't leave out.",
+    "Uninterested but unavoidable family event.",
+    "Fish died, need to bury him.",
+    "Pest control visiting home today. ",
+    "Morning wood not going away.",
+    "Neighbors went on a tour and they asked me to keep an eye on their home.",
+    "Roommate locked me in and left to work.",
+    "Have lots of pending work, no time to come office.",
+    "My shoes got damaged from the rain, I need to buy one for work.",
+    "Waiting for motivation to built up.",
+    "Waiting for the maid to arrive. Will be firing her today. Wish me luck. Failed twice at it already.",
+    "Frequent exposure to bad roads and traffic affects my health.",
+    "Had a fight with colleague, don’t want to see his face!",
+    "Working from another country. Can't afford to die of the new random Nepah virus.",
+    "Want to work with loud music today",
+    "Had fight with my neighbor, he said step out of the house and I'll beat you.",
+    "No money to travel to office. Please consider increasing my salary too.",
+    "My barber couldn't understand my instructions, new hair cut looks horrible.",
+    "Had a heavy breakfast, dont feel like moving",
+    "No place to sit in office",
+    "My ankle got handcuffed to the bedframe since last night.",
+    "It's my dog's birthday. Need to bake a cake.",
+    "Forgot way to Office, So returned home."
+ ]
 
 client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)