Add 'as' and MD

python3/fucking_coffee.py

@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env python3
 # -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
 
-import telnetlib
-import time
+import telnetlib as tel
+import time as t
 
 from hackerutils import sh
 
@@ -16,15 +16,15 @@ def main():
     if not any(s.startswith(b'my_username ') for s in sh('who').split(b'\n')):
         return
 
-    time.sleep(17)
+    t.sleep(17)
 
-    conn = telnetlib.Telnet(host=COFFEE_MACHINE_ADDR)
+    conn = tel.Telnet(host=COFFEE_MACHINE_ADDR)
     conn.open()
     conn.expect([COFFEE_MACHINE_PROM])
     conn.write(COFFEE_MACHINE_PASS)
 
     conn.write('sys brew')
-    time.sleep(24)
+    t.sleep(24)
 
     conn.write('sys pour')
     conn.close()

python3/hackerutils.py

@@ -1,23 +1,23 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env python3
 # -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
 
-import pathlib
-import subprocess
+import pathlib as pth
+import subprocess as sbp
 
 from dotenv import Dotenv
 
 
 def get_dotenv(filename='.env'):
-    return Dotenv(str(pathlib.Path(__file__).parent / filename))
+    return Dotenv(str(pth.Path(__file__).parent / filename))
 
 
 def sh(*args):
-    proc = subprocess.Popen(args, stdout=subprocess.PIPE)
+    proc = sbp.Popen(args, stdout=sbp.PIPE)
     stdout, _ = proc.communicate()
     return stdout
 
 
 def get_log_path(name):
-    path = pathlib.Path(__file__).parent / 'logs' / name
+    path = pth.Path(__file__).parent / 'logs' / name
     path.parent.mkdir(parents=True, exist_ok=True)
     return path

python3/hangover.py

@@ -3,8 +3,8 @@
 
 import random
 
-from twilio import TwilioRestException
-from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient
+from twilio import TwilioRestException as tre
+from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient as trc
 
 from hackerutils import get_dotenv, get_log_path, sh
 
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ def main():
     if any(s.startswith(b'my_username ') for s in sh('who').split(b'\n')):
         return
 
-    client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
+    client = trc(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
 
     # Phone numbers.
     my_number = '+xxx'
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ def main():
             from_=my_number,
             body='Gonna work from home. ' + random.choice(excuses),
         )
-    except TwilioRestException as e:
+    except tre as e:
         # Log errors.
         with LOG_FILE_PATH.open('a') as f:
             f.write('Failed to send SMS: {}'.format(e))

python3/requirements.md

@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+#Requirements
+=
+- dotenv
+- twilio
+- yagmail
+- git
+
+[Repo](https://github.com/charlierguo/gmail)

python3/smack_my_bitch_up.py

@@ -3,8 +3,8 @@
 
 import random
 
-from twilio import TwilioRestException
-from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient
+from twilio import TwilioRestException as tre
+from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient as trc
 
 from hackerutils import get_dotenv, get_log_path, sh
 
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ def main():
     if not any(s.startswith(b'my_username ') for s in sh('who').split(b'\n')):
         return
 
-    client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
+    client = trc(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
 
     # Phone numbers.
     my_number = '+xxx'
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@ def main():
             from_=my_number,
             body='Late at work. ' + random.choice(reasons),
         )
-    except TwilioRestException as e:
+    except tre as e:
         # Log errors.
         with LOG_FILE_PATH.open('a') as f:
             f.write('Failed to send SMS: {}'.format(e))