Merge 46fa0d8e77 into b14a0a89bd

Swift/hangover.swift

@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+import Foundation
+
+let accountSID = "TWILLIO_ACCOUNT_SID"
+let authToken = "TWILLIO_AUTH_TOKEN"
+
+let myNumber = "+XXX"
+let bossNumber = "+XXX"
+
+func Smackmybitch(){
+    let url = "https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/\(accountSID)/Messages"
+    let parameters = ["From": "\(myNumber)", "To": "\(herNumber)", "Body": "\(message)"]
+    let auth = ["user": accountSID, "password": authToken]
+
+
+    var request = URLRequest(url: url)
+    request.setValue("Application/json", forHTTPHeaderField: "Content-Type")
+    request.httpMethod = "POST"
+    guard let httpBody = try? JSONSerialization.data(withJSONObject: parameters, options: []) else {
+            return
+        }
+    request.httpBody = httpBody
+    var authEncoded = "\(auth[user]!):\(auth[password]!)".dataUsingEncoding(NSASCIIStringEncoding, allowLossyConversion: true)!.base64EncodedStringWithOptions(NSDataBase64EncodingOptions.allZeros);
+    var authValue = "Basic \(authEncoded)"
+    urlRequest.setValue(authValue, forHTTPHeaderField: "Authorization")
+
+    let session = NSURLSession(configuration: config)
+    session.dataTaskWithRequest(request) { (data, response, error) -> Void in }.resume()
+}
+
+let excuses = [
+    "Locked out.",
+    "Pipes Broke.",
+    "Food Poisoning",
+    "Not feeling well"
+]
+
+let random = Int(arc4random_uniform(2))
+let randomReason = reasons[random]
+let message = "Gonna work from Home, \(randomReason)"
+Smackmybitch()

Swift/smack-my-bitch-up.swift

@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+import Foundation
+
+let accountSID = "TWILLIO_ACCOUNT_SID"
+let authToken = "TWILLIO_AUTH_TOKEN"
+
+let myNumber = "+XXX"
+let herNumber = "+XXX"
+
+func Smackmybitch(){
+    let url = "https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/\(accountSID)/Messages"
+    let parameters = ["From": "\(myNumber)", "To": "\(herNumber)", "Body": "\(message)"]
+    let auth = ["user": accountSID, "password": authToken]
+
+
+    var request = URLRequest(url: url)
+    request.setValue("Application/json", forHTTPHeaderField: "Content-Type")
+    request.httpMethod = "POST"
+    guard let httpBody = try? JSONSerialization.data(withJSONObject: parameters, options: []) else {
+            return
+        }
+    request.httpBody = httpBody
+    var authEncoded = "\(auth[user]!):\(auth[password]!)".dataUsingEncoding(NSASCIIStringEncoding, allowLossyConversion: true)!.base64EncodedStringWithOptions(NSDataBase64EncodingOptions.allZeros);
+    var authValue = "Basic \(authEncoded)"
+    urlRequest.setValue(authValue, forHTTPHeaderField: "Authorization")
+
+    let session = NSURLSession(configuration: config)
+    session.dataTaskWithRequest(request) { (data, response, error) -> Void in }.resume()
+}
+
+let reasons = [
+    "Working Hard",
+    "Gotta ship this feature",
+    "Somebody fucked the system again."
+]
+
+let random = Int(arc4random_uniform(2))
+let randomReason = reasons[random]
+let message = "Late at work. \(randomReason)"
+Smackmybitch()

nodejs/fucking_coffee.js

@@ -19,22 +19,25 @@ exec("who", function(error, stdout, stderr) {
     var password = 'xxxx';
     var con = new telnet();
 
+
     con.on('ready', function(prompt) {
-        con.exec('Password: ' + password, function(error, res) {
+        setTimeout(function(){
+            con.exec('Password: ' + password, function(error, res) {
 
-            // Brew Coffee!
-            con.exec('sys brew', function(error, res) {
+                // Brew Coffee!
+                con.exec('sys brew', function(error, res) {
 
-                // Wait for 24s
-                setTimeout(function() {
+                    // Wait for 24s
+                    setTimeout(function() {
 
-                    // Pour Coffee!
-                    con.exec('sys pour', function(error, res) {
-                        con.end();
-                    });
-                }, 24000);
+                        // Pour Coffee!
+                        con.exec('sys pour', function(error, res) {
+                            con.end();
+                        });
+                    }, 24000);
+                });
             });
-        });
+        },17000);
     });
 
     con.connect({host: coffee_machine_ip});

python/fucking_coffee.py

@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@ coffee_machine_ip = '10.10.42.42'
 password = '1234'
 password_prompt = 'Password: '
 
+time.sleep(17)
 con = telnetlib.Telnet(coffee_machine_ip)
 con.read_until(password_prompt)
 con.write(password + "\n")

python3/fucking_coffee.py

@@ -17,7 +17,6 @@ def main():
         return
 
     time.sleep(17)
-
     conn = telnetlib.Telnet(host=COFFEE_MACHINE_ADDR)
     conn.open()
     conn.expect([COFFEE_MACHINE_PROM])