diff --git a/clojure/coffee.clj b/clojure/coffee.clj
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+(ns hacker-scripts.coffee
+  (:require [environ.core :refer [env]])
+  (:import
+    (java.net Socket)
+    (java.io BufferedReader PrintWriter InputStreamReader)))
+
+(def my-username "my-username")
+(def my-password "my-password")
+
+(def coffee-machine-ip "10.10.42.42")
+(def password-prompt "Password: ")
+(def connection-port 23)
+
+(def sec-delay-before-brew 17)
+(def sec-delay-before-pour 24)
+
+(defn logged-in? [] (= (:USER env) my-username))
+
+(defn auth [in-stream out-stream]
+  (if (= (.readLine in-stream) password-prompt)
+    (.println out-stream my-password)
+    (throw (RuntimeException.
+             "Failed to authenticate with coffee machine"))))
+
+(defn command-brew-pour [out-stream]
+  (do
+    (Thread/sleep (* 1000 sec-delay-before-brew))
+    (.println out-stream "sys brew")
+    (Thread/sleep (* 1000 sec-delay-before-pour))
+    (.println out-stream "sys pour")))
+
+(defn coffee []
+  (if (logged-in?)
+    (with-open [socket (Socket. coffee-machine-ip connection-port)
+                out-stream (PrintWriter. (.getOutputStream socket) true)
+                in-stream (BufferedReader. (InputStreamReader. (.getInputStream socket)))]
+      (do
+        (auth in-stream out-stream)
+        (command-brew-pour out-stream)))))
diff --git a/clojure/hangover.clj b/clojure/hangover.clj
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+(ns hacker-scripts.hangover
+  (:import
+    (com.twilio Twilio)
+    (com.twilio.rest.api.v2010.account Message)
+    (com.twilio.type PhoneNumber)))
+
+(def acc-sid "my twilio account SID")
+(def acc-tkn "my twilio secret token")
+
+(def my-num (PhoneNumber. "+10001112222"))
+(def boss-num (PhoneNumber. "+19998887777"))
+
+(def reasons ["Receiving delivery"
+              "Waiting for repairman"
+              "Nasty cold"])
+
+(defn twilio-init []
+  (Twilio/init acc-sid acc-tkn))
+
+(defn send-sms [to-num from-num message]
+  (.. Message (creator to-num from-num message) create))
+
+(def send-sms-boss (partial send-sms boss-num my-num))
+
+(defn hangover []
+  (twilio-init)
+  (let [message (rand-nth reasons)]
+    (send-sms-boss message)))
diff --git a/clojure/kumar.clj b/clojure/kumar.clj
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+++ b/clojure/kumar.clj
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+(ns hacker-scripts.kumar
+  (:import
+    (java.util Properties)
+    (javax.mail Session Authenticator PasswordAuthentication Message$RecipientType Transport Folder Flags Flags$Flag)
+    (javax.mail.internet MimeMessage InternetAddress)
+    (javax.mail.search FlagTerm FromTerm AndTerm OrTerm SubjectTerm BodyTerm SearchTerm)))
+
+(def host "smtp.gmail.com")
+(def my-email "my-email@gmail.com")
+(def my-password "my-gmail-password")
+(def kumar-email "kumar@gmail.com")
+
+(def seen-flag (Flags. (Flags$Flag/SEEN)))
+
+(def unread-term (FlagTerm. seen-flag false))
+
+(defn get-session []
+  (let [authenticator (proxy [Authenticator] []
+                        (getPasswordAuthentication []
+                          (PasswordAuthentication. my-email my-password)))
+        props (Properties.)]
+    (.put props "mail.smtp.host" "smtp.gmail.com")
+    (.put props "mail.smtp.port" "587")
+    (.put props "mail.smtp.auth" "true")
+    (.put props "mail.smtp.starttls.enable" "true")
+    (.. Session (getInstance props authenticator))))
+
+(defn get-inbox [session]
+  (let [store (.getStore session "imaps")
+        inbox (do
+                (.connect store host my-email my-password)
+                (.getFolder store "inbox"))]
+    (.open inbox Folder/READ_WRITE)
+    inbox))
+
+(defn get-no-worries-message [session]
+  (let [message (MimeMessage. session)]
+    (.setFrom message (InternetAddress. my-email))
+    (.addRecipient message Message$RecipientType/TO (InternetAddress. kumar-email))
+    (.setSubject message "Database fixes")
+    (.setText message "No worries mate, be careful next time")
+    message))
+
+(defn search-term [pattern]
+  (OrTerm. (into-array SearchTerm [(SubjectTerm. pattern) (BodyTerm. pattern)])))
+
+(defn any-of-search-term [& patterns]
+  (OrTerm. (into-array (map search-term patterns))))
+
+(defn from-term [addr]
+  (FromTerm. (InternetAddress. addr)))
+
+(defn get-unread-sos-from-kumar [inbox]
+  (let [flag (AndTerm. (into-array SearchTerm [unread-term
+                                               (from-term kumar-email)
+                                               (any-of-search-term "help" "sorry" "trouble")]))]
+    (.search inbox flag)))
+
+(defn mark-as-read [inbox messages]
+  (.setFlags inbox messages seen-flag true))
+
+(defn kumar-asshole []
+  (let [session (get-session)
+        inbox (get-inbox session)
+        unread-sos-from-kumar (get-unread-sos-from-kumar inbox)]
+    (when (seq unread-sos-from-kumar)
+      (mark-as-read inbox unread-sos-from-kumar)
+      (Transport/send (get-no-worries-message session)))))
diff --git a/clojure/smack.clj b/clojure/smack.clj
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+++ b/clojure/smack.clj
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+(ns hacker-scripts.smack
+  (:import
+    (com.twilio Twilio)
+    (com.twilio.rest.api.v2010.account Message)
+    (com.twilio.type PhoneNumber)))
+
+(def acc-sid "my twilio account SID")
+(def acc-tkn "my twilio secret token")
+
+(def my-num (PhoneNumber. "+10001112222"))
+(def her-num (PhoneNumber. "+19998887777"))
+
+(def reasons ["Working hard"
+              "Gotta ship this feature"
+              "Someone fucked the system again"])
+
+(defn twilio-init []
+  (Twilio/init acc-sid acc-tkn))
+
+(defn send-sms [to-num from-num message]
+  (.. Message (creator to-num from-num message) create))
+
+(def send-sms-girlfriend (partial send-sms her-num my-num))
+
+(defn smack []
+  (twilio-init)
+  (let [message (rand-nth reasons)]
+    (send-sms-girlfriend message)))
diff --git a/kotlin/FuckingCoffee.kt b/kotlin/FuckingCoffee.kt
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+++ b/kotlin/FuckingCoffee.kt
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+import java.io.BufferedReader
+import java.io.InputStreamReader
+import java.io.PrintWriter
+import java.net.Socket
+
+private const val MY_USERNAME = "my_username"
+private const val PASSWORD_PROMPT = "Password: "
+private const val PASSWORD = "1234"
+private const val COFFEE_MACHINE_IP = "10.10.42.42"
+private const val DELAY_BEFORE_BREW = 17
+private const val DELAY = 24
+
+fun main(args: Array<String>) {
+    for (i in 1 until args.size) {
+        if (!args[i].contains(MY_USERNAME)) {
+            return
+        }
+    }
+    val telnet = Socket(COFFEE_MACHINE_IP, 23)
+    val out = PrintWriter(telnet.getOutputStream(), true)
+    val reader = BufferedReader(InputStreamReader(telnet.getInputStream()))
+    Thread.sleep((DELAY_BEFORE_BREW * 1000).toLong())
+    if (reader.readLine() != PASSWORD_PROMPT) {
+        return
+    }
+    out.println(PASSWORD)
+    out.println("sys brew")
+    Thread.sleep((DELAY * 1000).toLong())
+    out.println("sys pour")
+    out.close()
+    reader.close()
+    telnet.close()
+}
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diff --git a/kotlin/Hangover.kt b/kotlin/Hangover.kt
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+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestClient
+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestException
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.factory.MessageFactory
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.instance.Message
+import org.apache.http.NameValuePair
+import org.apache.http.message.BasicNameValuePair
+
+import java.util.ArrayList
+import java.util.Random
+
+private val ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID")
+private val AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN")
+
+private const val YOUR_NUMBER = "1231231231"
+private const val BOSS_NUMBER = "3213213213"
+
+private val randomMessages = arrayOf(
+    "Locked out",
+    "Pipes broke",
+    "Food poisoning",
+    "Not feeling well"
+)
+
+
+fun main() {
+
+    val client = TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN)
+
+    val finalMessage = randomMessages.random()
+
+    val params = ArrayList<NameValuePair>().apply {
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Gonna work from home. $finalMessage"))
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER))
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("To", BOSS_NUMBER))
+    }
+
+    val messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory()
+    val message = messageFactory.create(params)
+    System.out.println(message.getSid())
+}
+
diff --git a/kotlin/KumarAsshole.kt b/kotlin/KumarAsshole.kt
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+++ b/kotlin/KumarAsshole.kt
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+import java.io.File
+import java.io.FileInputStream
+import java.util.*
+import java.util.regex.*
+
+import javax.mail.*
+import javax.mail.internet.*
+import javax.mail.search.FlagTerm
+
+//modify below properties to your details
+private const val host = "smtp.gmail.com"
+private const val username = "yourmailaddress@example.com goes here"
+private const val password = "your password goes here "
+private const val Kumar_mail = "the mail address to be replied to !"
+
+
+//Dependencies- Java mail API
+fun main() {
+    val asshole = KumarAsshole()
+    asshole.read()
+}
+
+object KumarAsshole {
+
+    fun read() {
+        val props = Properties()
+
+        try {
+
+            val session = Session.getDefaultInstance(props, null)
+
+            val store = session.getStore("imaps")
+            store.connect(host, username, password)
+
+            val inbox = store.getFolder("inbox")
+            inbox.open(Folder.READ_ONLY)
+
+            val messages = inbox.search(FlagTerm(Flags(Flags.Flag.SEEN), false))
+
+            for (i in messages.indices) {
+
+                if (messages[i].getFrom()[0].toString().contains(Kumar_mail)) {
+
+                    var bodytext: String? = null
+                    val content = messages[i].getContent()
+                    if (content is String) {
+                        bodytext = content
+
+                    } else if (content is Multipart) {
+
+                        val mp = content as Multipart
+
+                        val bp = mp.getBodyPart(mp.getCount() - 1)
+                        bodytext = bp.getContent()
+
+                    }
+
+                    val pattern = Pattern.compile("sorry|help|wrong", Pattern.CASE_INSENSITIVE)
+                    val matcher = pattern.matcher(bodytext!!)
+                    // check all occurance
+
+                    if (matcher.find()) {
+
+                        val props1 = Properties()
+                        val tomail: Array<Address>
+
+                        val msg = MimeMessage(session)
+                        msg.setFrom(InternetAddress(username))
+                        tomail = messages[i].getFrom()
+                        val t1 = tomail[0].toString()
+                        msg.addRecipient(Message.RecipientType.TO, InternetAddress(t1))
+                        msg.setSubject("Database fixes")
+                        msg.setText("No problem. I've fixed it. \n\n Please be careful next time.")
+                        var t: Transport? = null
+                        t = session.getTransport("smtps")
+                        t!!.connect(host, username, password)
+                        t!!.sendMessage(msg, msg.getAllRecipients())
+                    }
+
+
+                }
+            }
+            inbox.close(true)
+            store.close()
+
+        } catch (e: Exception) {
+            e.printStackTrace()
+        }
+
+    }
+}
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diff --git a/kotlin/SmackMyBitch.kt b/kotlin/SmackMyBitch.kt
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+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestClient
+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestException
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.factory.MessageFactory
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.instance.Message
+import org.apache.http.NameValuePair
+import org.apache.http.message.BasicNameValuePair
+
+import java.util.ArrayList
+import java.util.Random
+
+//Pre-requisite apache http and twilio java libraries
+
+private const val ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID")
+private const val AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN")
+
+private const val YOUR_NUMBER = "1231231231"
+private const val HER_NUMBER = "3213213213"
+
+private val randomMessages = arrayOf(
+    "Working hard",
+    "Gotta ship this feature",
+    "Someone fucked the system again"
+)
+
+
+@Throws(TwilioRestException::class)
+fun main() {
+
+    val client = TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN)
+
+    val finalMessage = randomMessages.random()
+
+    val params = mutableListOf<NameValuePair>().apply {
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Late at work. $finalMessage"))
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER))
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("To", HER_NUMBER))
+    }
+
+    val messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory()
+    val message = messageFactory.create(params)
+    System.out.println(message.getSid())
+}
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