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6a4d3f8d88 ruby files put into one folder, also added a Gemfile 😜 bitsapien 2015-11-29 01:54:44 +0530
46dcd9e347 Merge pull request #58 from bitsapien/kumar_asshole_script_constants_problem Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-28 22:57:14 +0400
7a6eae92c7 Ported hangover to PHP Aminu Ibrahim Bakori 2015-11-28 15:00:28 +0100
5655146647 Ported smack_my_bitch_up to PHP Aminu Ibrahim Bakori 2015-11-28 14:52:12 +0100
107daa112a Merge remote-tracking branch 'upstream/master' Samir Madhavan 2015-11-28 14:15:35 +0530
d9ac2b7ca2 R version of smack my bitch is ready Samir Madhavan 2015-11-28 14:12:07 +0530
5082dc945f Need to add the twilio part of the code Samir Madhavan 2015-11-28 12:56:16 +0530
83e67f3fb9 Corrected the name Samir Madhavan 2015-11-28 11:57:56 +0530
40711e41de Going to do smack my bitch up instead of kumar asshole for now Samir Madhavan 2015-11-28 11:55:01 +0530
4334409f20 fixed issue with gmail, kumars_email variable scope bitsapien 2015-11-28 11:26:22 +0530
fa9a9afd62 Merge bfb14186c3 into 8853685241 Mert Kahyaoğlu 2015-11-27 23:55:24 +0000
bfb14186c3 separate ruby scripts Mert Kahyaoğlu 2015-11-28 01:55:09 +0200
8853685241 Merge pull request #52 from robaganrab/perl-implementation Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-27 22:31:55 +0400
ac6edc54a8 The coffee machines uses telnet not SSH mhsjlw 2015-11-24 20:12:54 -0500
a1716b803f fix ruby script Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-27 22:01:08 +0400
8073110c62 Merge c6b0d4ee74 into 136636071a C Rahul 2015-11-27 17:21:44 +0000
c6b0d4ee74 fixed ruby script * corrected `email.body` to `email.body.raw_source` * moved script to `main` method * defined global variables(KUMARS_EMAIL and GMAIL) which need to be available across methods bitsapien 2015-11-27 22:39:24 +0530
3c4205c43f Add perl/kumar-asshole.pl robaganrab 2015-11-27 15:46:03 +0100
c7bce5514c Add perl/fucking-coffee.pl robaganrab 2015-11-27 15:45:12 +0100
4e17743407 Add perl/hangover.pl robaganrab 2015-11-27 15:44:17 +0100
3bcd684b06 Add perl/smack-my-bitch-up.pl robaganrab 2015-11-27 15:43:13 +0100
b7166d8e0b Merge 3a1e7dd9bf into 136636071a jake 2015-11-27 12:07:17 +0000
136636071a Merge pull request #50 from Goldenson/patch-2 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-27 16:07:15 +0400
0bbaae7098 Merge pull request #49 from waksana/master Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-27 16:06:36 +0400
4b1076434b Merge pull request #47 from Goldenson/patch-1 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-27 16:05:06 +0400
d42fb577fc Merge pull request #45 from JulioOrdonezV/JulioOrdonezV-patch-1 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-27 16:03:40 +0400
09b10775ba Created starting point for kumar_asshole Samir Madhavan 2015-11-27 16:18:22 +0530
5606672848 Update smack_my_bitch_up.rb Maxime Orefice 2015-11-27 11:32:10 +0100
95a25f20ea fucking coffee using coffeescript hzwanghonglai 2015-11-27 16:10:43 +0800
e8a3fd778d Merge pull request #1 from NARKOZ/master Chetan 2015-11-27 13:11:08 +0530
b9c6dad2c5 Update cron job to be executed on weekdays only Julio Ordonez Viales 2015-11-26 19:26:15 -0600
e6bb45fb96 Update README.md Maxime Orefice 2015-11-27 00:19:46 +0100
d4898a2684 Merge 90dd436245 into 61dbe67ae9 Miguel Espinoza 2015-11-26 20:46:21 +0000
61dbe67ae9 Merge pull request #44 from dialtoneuk/master Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-27 00:44:31 +0400
61f79506ea Merge pull request #46 from chenghuang-mdsol/master Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-27 00:00:39 +0400
44d5c574c8 Add powershell script smack_my_bitch_up.ps1 Cheng Huang 2015-11-26 14:45:03 -0500
4688d523e8 Ported fucking_coffee to PHP. I'm not porting anymore. Lewis Lancaster 2015-11-26 17:13:35 +0000
47e8900c37 Merge pull request #41 from WKPlus/master Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-26 10:39:09 +0400
8c00bbac16 write log to stdout zhaoqifa 2015-11-26 13:23:38 +0800
d4eccca9fb use with to open and close a file zhaoqifa 2015-11-26 11:55:31 +0800
9066736d51 fix a typo Cheng Huang 2015-11-25 17:19:07 -0500
7f72433ceb Add a powershell for smack_my_bitch_up.ps1 Cheng Huang 2015-11-25 17:05:30 -0500
81fd9764d2 Merge branch 'patch-1' of https://github.com/mhsjlw/hacker-scripts into patch-1 Keegan 2015-11-25 16:32:57 -0500
141517ed53 If you are locked out, then you can't work from home rahulgidwani 2015-11-25 13:32:18 -0800
0d350c68f9 The coffee machines uses telnet not SSH mhsjlw 2015-11-24 20:12:54 -0500
f9321f0f07 log to stdout Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-25 22:09:41 +0400
12c4f2dcfd add code for database restore Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-25 21:57:03 +0400
a503d242d8 Merge pull request #37 from CNA-Bld/fix-coffie Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-25 20:38:09 +0400
f560977681 Merge pull request #36 from JrSchild/master Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-25 20:36:47 +0400
cdaf2b0dcd add the 17-second delay to fucking_coffee CNA-Bld 2015-11-25 21:46:26 +0800
9f2ad5e527 Oops! Fix a grammar mistake mhsjlw 2015-11-25 07:07:33 -0500
5f4311afbb Log the reason in smack_my_bitch_up.rb JrSchild 2015-11-25 11:18:30 +0100
b414ea195f Update the TCP socket mhsjlw 2015-11-24 20:15:55 -0500
f2aab46f31 The coffee machines uses telnet not SSH mhsjlw 2015-11-24 20:12:54 -0500
3a1e7dd9bf fixed some facts and added some humour and typos solebox 2015-11-24 23:29:00 +0200
572704fbb0 Adding Perl 5 version of scripts Daniel Vinciguerra 2015-11-24 14:35:33 -0200
c6373cc762 fix logic in hangover.py Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-24 16:21:39 +0400
056e9ec84b Merge pull request #29 from b0n3z/patch-1 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-24 16:17:09 +0400
7dc8039c32 Fixed Kumar's address and renamed variable b0n3z 2015-11-24 15:17:00 +0400
58cbc7b42a Merge pull request #25 from Thuruv/Thuruv-patch-1 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-24 12:39:00 +0400
08d947b5c2 Update same as coffe's script Thuruv 2015-11-24 10:44:15 +0530
b6d8fea353 Compliment the bae when she changes her DP on whatsapp. Modify periodically.js to include babe's name and your personal message. This can be modified to include a pool of messages to pick from. Prince Mishra 2015-11-24 10:24:33 +0530
e031c73e3a use USER env variable Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-24 03:46:12 +0400
a4c4c5ec2c Merge pull request #22 from carlosdp/patch-2 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-24 03:30:19 +0400
de245684e0 Merge pull request #19 from carlosdp/patch-1 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-24 03:30:09 +0400
c90b34c5c5 Merge pull request #13 from h3xx/patch-1 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-24 03:29:46 +0400
46c10d6bc8 Change hangover.sh to use more modern /Messages Carlos Diaz-Padron 2015-11-23 13:55:17 -0800
87da07cedd Merge pull request #21 from TheRakken/master Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-23 23:39:16 +0400
ef3172cabe python implementation EL 2015-11-23 22:33:30 +0300
d56b53077d Merge 20ef90fb8b into 4e5c853c0d Elijah Karari 2015-11-23 19:24:49 +0000
20ef90fb8b Merge branch 'master' of github.com:TheRakken/hacker-scripts EL 2015-11-23 22:22:43 +0300
0a4827b355 Merge ca21a6b439 into 4e5c853c0d Elijah Karari 2015-11-23 19:18:42 +0000
ca21a6b439 Merge branch 'master' of github.com:TheRakken/hacker-scripts EL 2015-11-23 22:13:06 +0300
a147474a30 python 2 implementation EL 2015-11-23 21:51:35 +0300
dea529dcff add link to the original quote Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-23 00:19:01 +0400
db38986e64 Use modern Twilio Messaging endpoint Carlos Diaz-Padron 2015-11-23 10:55:53 -0800
e446da3eb3 renamed: wife.py -> smack_my_bitch_up.py EL 2015-11-23 21:51:35 +0300
9703c7aa6a Merge 607d7b121c into 4e5c853c0d Elijah Karari 2015-11-23 18:48:46 +0000
607d7b121c housekeeping EL 2015-11-23 20:16:05 +0300
c7bc32a018 Fix text for wife alert Yann Guineau 2015-11-23 15:48:06 +0100
d2285f93d3 send messages to wife EL 2015-11-23 15:44:59 +0300
dbeecdb4a5 housekeeping EL 2015-11-23 20:13:58 +0300
77e936387f Kumar's script EL 2015-11-23 15:16:18 +0300
be7539418c Remove duplicated file EL 2015-11-23 21:38:27 +0300
95931ff7be housekeeping EL 2015-11-23 20:11:06 +0300
87fbe643c9 corrected missing import error EL 2015-11-23 15:47:17 +0300
f3c9c2d2ed The hangover script EL 2015-11-23 14:00:01 +0300
f5833c434c Merge e0ecbd5be0 into 4e5c853c0d Elijah Karari 2015-11-23 18:35:37 +0000
b7c194d18a Merge dbc4f125b9 into 4e5c853c0d Elijah Karari 2015-11-23 18:32:19 +0000
26345c3b8c Merge 9de4804a72 into 4e5c853c0d Elijah Karari 2015-11-23 18:32:18 +0000
4e5c853c0d remove whenever and update cron jobs Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-23 22:31:48 +0400
ab57652682 Merge pull request #15 from uranusjr/python3 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-23 22:10:33 +0400
f2e2251c69 Merge pull request #16 from YellowApple/patch-1 Nihad Abbasov 2015-11-23 22:09:55 +0400
cc6585c697 Slightly-more-accurate `fucking_coffee.rb` Ryan S. Northrup 2015-11-23 09:57:25 -0800
11a67dfaac Add Python 3 implementation Tzu-ping Chung 2015-11-24 00:30:08 +0800
8896bc6efe Merge branch 'wife' of github.com:TheRakken/hacker-scripts into wife EL 2015-11-23 20:17:37 +0300
55760abca8 housekeeping EL 2015-11-23 20:16:05 +0300
9de4804a72 housekeeping EL 2015-11-23 20:13:58 +0300
e0ecbd5be0 housekeeping EL 2015-11-23 20:11:06 +0300
dbc4f125b9 housekeeping EL 2015-11-23 20:07:56 +0300