35 lines
691 B
Ruby
Executable File
35 lines
691 B
Ruby
Executable File
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
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# Exit early if sessions with my username are found
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exit if `who -q`.include? ENV['USER']
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require 'dotenv'
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require 'twilio-ruby'
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Dotenv.load
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TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = ENV['TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID']
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TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = ENV['TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN']
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@twilio = Twilio::REST::Client.new TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN
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# Phone numbers
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my_number = '+xxx'
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number_of_boss = '+xxx'
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excuse = [
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'Locked out',
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'Pipes broke',
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'Food poisoning',
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'Not feeling well'
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].sample
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# Send a text message
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@twilio.messages.create(
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from: my_number, to: number_of_boss,
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body: "Gonna work from home. #{excuse}"
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)
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# Log this
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puts "Message sent at: #{Time.now} | Excuse: #{excuse}"
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