32 lines
681 B
Bash
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32 lines
681 B
Bash
Executable File
#!/bin/sh -e
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# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
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if ! who | grep -wq $USER; then
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exit
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fi
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# Phone numbers
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MY_NUMBER='+xxx'
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HER_NUMBER='+xxx'
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REASONS=(
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'Working hard'
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'Gotta ship this feature'
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'Someone fucked the system again'
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)
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rand=$[ $RANDOM % ${#REASONS[@]} ]
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RANDOM_REASON=${REASONS[$rand]}
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MESSAGE="Late at work. "$RANDOM_REASON
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# Send a text message
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RESPONSE=`curl -fSs -u "$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID:$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN" \
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-d "From=$MY_NUMBER" -d "To=$HER_NUMBER" -d "Body=$MESSAGE" \
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"https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID/Messages"`
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# Log errors
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if [ $? -gt 0 ]; then
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echo "Failed to send SMS: $RESPONSE"
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exit 1
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fi
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