38 lines
838 B
Python
Executable File
38 lines
838 B
Python
Executable File
#!/usr/bin/env python
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import os
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import random
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from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient
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import subprocess
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import sys
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from time import strftime
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# exit if no sessions with my username are found
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output = subprocess.check_output('who')
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if 'my_username' not in output:
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sys.exit()
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# returns 'None' if the key doesn't exist
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TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = os.environ.get('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID')
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TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = os.environ.get('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN')
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# Phone numbers
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my_number = '+xxx'
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her_number = '+xxx'
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reasons = [
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'Working hard',
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'Gotta ship this feature',
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'Someone fucked the system again'
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]
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client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)
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client.messages.create(
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to=her_number,
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from=my_number,
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body="Late at work. " + random.choice(reasons)
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)
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print "Message sent at " + strftime("%a, %d %b %Y %H:%M:%S")
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