diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index d2dfe82..549dd18 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -618,6 +618,10 @@ print('The universe is dead, VIM no longer exists');
 2. Ask a senior engineer
 3. Have senior engineer direct you to [how-to-exit-vim](https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim)
 
+## The Fastest Way
+
+Don't open it.
+
 ## The [Obligatory] Emacs Way
 
 ```